Noontime Party!

If you're still awake and reading this at 5am, you probably won't make it to today's hottest noontime party.  Nevertheless, promoters, locals and hoteliers have confirmed a bash at The Bentley Hotel, at 12pm. 

Rumors of slip-and-slides, greased with sponsored spirits and fourtuitous funds, mean this party may even attract a few celebs.  The best part is, whatever happens poolside or slip-and-slide side this afternoon will be low key enough to stay off Page Six! 

On another note, the foul weather did not keep most diners home.  While many nightclubs weathered a slow post-July-4th squall, Southampton restaurants were jammin.  Hamptonites hopped from Trata, Savannas, 75-Main and Nobu, like Salientia skipping from lily pad to soaked lily pad, in the pond that submerged Southampton. 

When it was all said and done, this evening's hottest party was (once again) at Nobu.  A very tall and slender VIP couple, commingled with Hamptons magazine and a large jewelry chain, to fish a sloppy evening out of the water.  Tents shielded the cocktail party from the downpour, as the incoming crowd supplanted their Ferraris with Bentleys and SUVs. 

Cheers to a sunny and safe Saturday!